5 pages

I'm not sure if I mentioned that I'd starting writing a new novel. Probably I have. Did I tell you I started the novel with the word 'fuck'? I don't know, I thought that gave it a modern twist.

I wrote 5 more pages today, mostly dealing with the protagonist teacher getting through a boring beginner english class and musings on the English and German languages. I know, I know, it sounds like I'd need pictures of naked chicks to make that sound interesting, I don't think it'll be that inaccesible, even to my mentally, uh-slower friends, heeeeeelllllllllllloooooo to you my friends.

Sorry for assuming that more than one of you was mentally slower, just going by the numbers of probability.